Cataracts and Magic Fungi...Slaps away at a man's self-made prisons, his rituals, and traditions, into absolute absurdity. 

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Monday, November 8, 2010

The Man who knew Nothing

"Haven't gone too far, have you?"

"I've done everything I've been told; work, sleep, eat ---and I don't deviate."

Friday, November 5, 2010

Wants:

Ideas????????????????????

Needs

???????????????????????????????????????????????????????? Help me out

Wednesday, November 3, 2010

Sex





Single male who likes to take showers and do all other things in the nude seeks single female who works at suntan lotion company (Hawaiian Tropic).

See story, "It's in the air," in human interest category (I Care).

Monday, November 1, 2010

Wants:



We tip our hat's to the San Francisco Giants

Tim Lincecum versus Cliff Lee

Two provinces jousting ---apparently centered in the extremes of American paradigm's of thought. It's the San Francisco Giants against the Texas Rangers! -It's baseball at its best.

The End

Sunday, October 31, 2010

World Series

The San Francisco Giants, in the city coined, “Gay Bay,” is kicking the crap out of the Texas Rangers, or a state that, when perhaps dreaming, you don’t mind if it ---‘accidently’ got carpet-bombed.

The Diametric Series!

The End

Saturday, October 30, 2010

The Diametric Newspaper

Wants:

Little Farm Girls needed to help me build my empire.

Reply: See post titled, "Little Farm Girls," under WORLD.

Friday, October 29, 2010

The Diametric

It's difficult to remain a contrarian.

Thursday, October 28, 2010

Wanted?



I'm thinking ...

Wednesday, October 27, 2010

Progressive?

"Our program is very progressive!"

"Wrong ---you still teach the same curriculum when I attended! You're a dinosaur!!"

Tuesday, October 26, 2010

The Diametric Newspaper

"Probably not true!"

Editor and Chief

Me

Bridge Work Needed????????????

Approaching the bridge now, suspended barely over dark waters, up hundreds of feet ...?????????????????????????????????????



Me

Monday, October 25, 2010

Killer looking for work:

Gazing at the faces of the horses and the people, at this boundless stream of life raised up by the power of my will and now hurtling into nowhere across the sunset-crimson steppe, I often think: Can’t a prolific killer, especially me, get a decent gig!

Homage to Chengis Khan

Friday, October 22, 2010

Please send money!

Friday, June 18, 2010

Wants: Not this (Below photo)!

Followers