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Wednesday, November 2, 2011

Everything and Nothing

I have to continually remind myself, as the editor and chief of The Diametric Newspaper: Nothing always means Everything, and, vice versa.

Signed,

The Editor and Chief

Thursday, April 7, 2011

The Diametric Co-op?



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Blue Dream


The man, just a little chubby, stared at the blank piece of paper on his type-writer. He typed in his title, “MANIFESTO!”-and leaned in closer. The task ahead of him seemed obvious and also daunting. So, he thought, where to start? He tugged at his thick beard, thinking, and then he began laughing. His children, in his German ‘flop-house’, with his socialite wife, began wrestling with him.

He grabbed his wife and kissed her, and again he kissed her ---hard. Their children laughed and climbed aboard the amorous wife and husband activities. It was a pleasant distraction …from it all, especially since their new diet of rice and beans, for three years, had been going on as they moved from one dreary ‘flop-house’ to another.

But …with so much work ahead his wife gently, lovingly, removed his hands and arms and legs as they wrapped around her, and rested his hands on his type-writer. He started typing, with his entire family watching the words appear.

He wrote: The Diametric Co-op? -With a question mark and thought about it all; economics, sociology, psychology, horticulture, philosophy and a million other theories and ideas. He kept thinking about it all, and thinking and writing and writing …and soon, he was somewhere else with all the people ---COOPERATING! Join our Co-op, The Diametric Co-op for EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wednesday, March 9, 2011

Monday, March 7, 2011

Originality

The Diametric Newspaper is several blogs of great originality and fascination. The prose is as rapid as thought itself ---making all of us Think!!

Saturday, March 5, 2011

Classifields ---Secret entrance

The shot that went unheard: “Caring was needed!”

Friday, January 28, 2011

In The Classifieds

We write whatever we want here.

Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Henry David Thoreau

Due to the horrible economic times attack against all civilization I believe I can pour a little liquid into the current liquid-less economic world with an upbeat story, other than listening to desperate cries. Read: World, Human Interest, Sports and Pet Guy's thoughts too. Thank You!

Friday, January 14, 2011

Wants

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO or Zero. this will, of course, change very quickly to wanting a lot ---so act quick!!!!!!!!!!!!

Signed, Editor

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