Everything and Nothing

I have to continually remind myself, as the editor and chief of The Diametric Newspaper: Nothing always means Everything, and, vice versa.

Signed,

The Editor and Chief

The Diametric Co-op?

Cheese



Headband



Blue Dream


The man, just a little chubby, stared at the blank piece of paper on his type-writer. He typed in his title, “MANIFESTO!”-and leaned in closer. The task ahead of him seemed obvious and also daunting. So, he thought, where to start? He tugged at his thick beard, thinking, and then he began laughing. His children, in his German ‘flop-house’, with his socialite wife, began wrestling with him.

He grabbed his wife and kissed her, and again he kissed her ---hard. Their children laughed and climbed aboard the amorous wife and husband activities. It was a pleasant distraction …from it all, especially since their new diet of rice and beans, for three years, had been going on as they moved from one dreary ‘flop-house’ to another.

But …with so much work ahead his wife gently, lovingly, removed his hands and arms and legs as they wrapped around her, and rested his hands on his type-writer. He started typing, with his entire family watching the words appear.

He wrote: The Diametric Co-op? -With a question mark and thought about it all; economics, sociology, psychology, horticulture, philosophy and a million other theories and ideas. He kept thinking about it all, and thinking and writing and writing …and soon, he was somewhere else with all the people ---COOPERATING! Join our Co-op, The Diametric Co-op for EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

World: Rolling Rocks

World: Rolling Rocks

Originality

The Diametric Newspaper is several blogs of great originality and fascination. The prose is as rapid as thought itself ---making all of us Think!!

Classifields ---Secret entrance

The shot that went unheard: “Caring was needed!”

In The Classifieds

We write whatever we want here.

Henry David Thoreau

Due to the horrible economic times attack against all civilization I believe I can pour a little liquid into the current liquid-less economic world with an upbeat story, other than listening to desperate cries. Read: World, Human Interest, Sports and Pet Guy's thoughts too. Thank You!

Wants

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO or Zero. this will, of course, change very quickly to wanting a lot ---so act quick!!!!!!!!!!!!

Signed, Editor

The Man who knew Nothing

"Haven't gone too far, have you?"

"I've done everything I've been told; work, sleep, eat ---and I don't deviate."

Wants:

Ideas????????????????????

Needs

???????????????????????????????????????????????????????? Help me out

Sex

Single male who likes to take showers and do all other things in the nude seeks single female who works at suntan lotion company (Hawaiian Tropic).

See story, "It's in the air," in human interest category (I Care).

Wants:

We tip our hat's to the San Francisco Giants

Tim Lincecum versus Cliff Lee

Two provinces jousting ---apparently centered in the extremes of American paradigm's of thought. It's the San Francisco Giants against the Texas Rangers! -It's baseball at its best.

The End

World Series

The San Francisco Giants, in the city coined, “Gay Bay,” is kicking the crap out of the Texas Rangers, or a state that, when perhaps dreaming, you don’t mind if it ---‘accidently’ got carpet-bombed.

The Diametric Series!

The End

The Diametric Newspaper

Wants:

Little Farm Girls needed to help me build my empire.

Reply: See post titled, "Little Farm Girls," under WORLD.

The Diametric

It's difficult to remain a contrarian.

Wanted?

I'm thinking ...

Progressive?

"Our program is very progressive!"

"Wrong ---you still teach the same curriculum when I attended! You're a dinosaur!!"

The Diametric Newspaper

"Probably not true!"

Editor and Chief

Me